Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Thy Grand Finalle

    THY GRAND FINALE!


The newlyweds have a child again, this time named, Cazyer, because he once kick Matthew's nuts. Soon Cazyer grew up to beco’me a fine, yet crazy adventure who sometimes kick people’s groin, including if the he is a she.

    At that time however, an evil being, known as “Barney” have planed to take over the earth. The plan was discovered, this time by Gonwam who then report this to Tychus Findlay who then report this to Indiana Jones, who then pick Cazyer to help him on a quest that would defeat the evil one.They travelled by carrier to shakara, where they recruit new units. Later that evening, Cazyer went to the bar, to cool his thirst down, when suddenly, he was ambushed by Baby Bob with her evil gang of minions, suddenly, Madotsuki appears out of nowhere and saves him by calling on Mako.

    The duo then met up with Indy, but with a full crew of a Monty bunch. Soon they pack up and left to Aiur, to gather information on how to defeat this beast. They got it after checking it on g00gl3, the google of Protoss, which is that the only way to kill barney is to use Newgrounds against him. Suddenly BJ attacked them with sports, but then the attack was deflected by Burger king and his Elephant. Cazyer challenged BJ to a duel to the death, with BJ attacking him using a dark blade, while Cazyer attacking with Yoshi. The battle ended with Yoshi killing BJ with an egg stuffed with bombs and rupees. They then pack up and went off to the Lair.

    On their journey to the lair at Super Malleo World, they were attacked by masses of Black Knights, Infernals and Doom Guards. The attacks were blocked by the MMM(Marine,Marauder and Medic) trick. Soon Riff came, fully armed with a song. However, before the song could be sang, He was headshot by a koopaling.Finally, the team reached the lair, Barney came out of the lair with 12 tails, the most powerful chakra animal ever seen on Super Malleo World, at first Cazyer tried to kick Barney’s groin, it worked, but when he did it again, it was blocked by Barney’s defense mechanism and that also triggered his ultimate move called “I love You” song. At the last hour, Cazyer used Newgrounds, which then the Newgrounds summoned Chuck Norris, which then in turn Chuck Norris Roundhoused Kicked Barney into Oblivion, and then finally, Chuck Norris, Mr T, Vin Diesel, Cayzer and Indy combined their powers and burned him to death, ending this monster once and for all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xba9M6S7IP0

    Their arrival to Hyrule was celebrated with lots of Spaghetti as dinner. Cazyer met a girl named Pola, and married. Nothing bad happened to them ever since. The End and Gong Xi Fa Chai!(春節 or also known as Chinese New Year)

And also Happy Spiritual life Emphasis Week!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXlvFpf56vU

Warcraft Terandere

Now the Zerg and Terran were living in peace on earth, and Yuiop, with his wife have a child again, Peoan. Of all in a Sudden, a powerful machine called the Tusundere-Tron, who was actually a girl named Derekun who merged with a machine because: SHE DOES NOT LIKE HIM!!!. So Peoan teamed up with Gay Luigi and then set on an epic journey that will take him across anywhere.

So they decided to go to Aiur to get help. During their journey however, Peoan and Gay Luigi were confronted by Losto, a Teddy bear, who tries to throw incinerators, garbage truck and kindergartners onto them, but they were blocked by using Woody and Buzz as a human shield. Soon, Losto is defeated by Captain Underpants which threw underpants at him. They were managed to reach Aiur through travel by battlecruiser, but were ambushed by Ninja gnolls, whose leader is the terrible Gnoll King Hogger. The ambush was soon diverted by thermal-lanced colossus. However, Hogger escapes in a horse. Peoan soon follows his trail, which leads to his base in a abandoned Head On factory.

When there, the group was warned of an attack with the Tusundere-Tron and Hogger combined. The attack was true as Peoan and Gay Luigi was being abused by Gnoll maids, Banshees, Ravens, Gnoll fighters, Gnoll snipers, Gnoll butlers, Koopa butlers, Koopa maids, Koopa ninjas, Fire Sumo, Koopa football players, Koopa Butchers, footballs, Magikoopas, Gnoll Hunters and finally King Hogger with the Tusundere-Tron. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpvnA5-cknk&feature=related

With the Tusundere-Tron defeated, they go and finally face hogger, howsoever Hogger had the frostmourn at his possession and then he began to maul everyone with it. So Peoan decided to get help from Leeroy. When Hogger came back to challenge Peoan again, he was defeated by Santa Clause and his Champions of Christmas.

After this, Derekun decided to marry Peoan because she changed her mind about it and finally managed to put a banana in her ear. Finally the newlyweds have a happy life with Gay Luigi and Santa Claus. The End.

And Merry Christmas!

Starcraft: Keroro Void ray Zerg Rush

The Prince’s Royal couple has a happy time, and they have a baby, Yuiop, but then something happened in Viva Rock Las Vegas. The Keron Platoon and teh Covenant from Sanghelios teamed up together to invade earth by spamming the Keron Gundam and Banshees to attack the earth.

 

The Invasion failed because the earth was covered by garbage rain, corruptors from the Zerg Hive and carriers that spammed over 9000 interceptors which also fire lazors. Soon they tried it again, this time including Oni aliens, Irken empire, Xerxes, Vampires, Seraph/Scarab hybrid, and Keron Battleships.

 

Before the attack, a red gentlemen spy heard the plan and then tell the corruptors on the plan. knowing they're outmatched, they began to plan for a counterattack. So the corruptors com up with Homestar Runner, Super Reaver, Chicken Strip Wings, Annoying Orange, dicsolisk,Militron Zenigata, Doom Shroom, Spartans, Starbucks and the rebooted Garbage Day Guy.

 

The battle was started between the two, the Covenant/Keron forces, led by Tommy Wiseau and the corruptors led by Yuiop and sub-commander Nostalgic critic. Then Strong Bad, Pooper Scooper and Trogdor the Burninator attacked the forces with bombs. The Covenant counterattacked Strong Bad and Gabe Brunk with plasma grenades and twin needelers. Gabe escaped from the grenades in a flying pylon. The battle continued on, with the reaver spamming scarabs that asplode the enemy, while the interceptors and corruptors were stabbed by energy swords and shot by iNeedelers.  The wounded from both sides were then healed by Andrew’s home made drink “COFFA BEAN” Bin and Jeffery also resurrect the dead with BACON!. Reinforcements arrived with void rays, Jural, spam, marines, marauders, roach, starship troopers, starship goombas, YO MAMAship, Flame bat, Ice Bat, Storm Bat, Rock Bat, Mutaliks, Vulacns, Klingon, Giant Enemy Crab and Moelusus.


The battle raged on until Eric Freeman finally asked Tommy Wiseau into a Duel.


After the Duel, Yuiop got married to a beautiful wife, both Corruptors and Kerons have agreed peace and finally gone back to the planets.

R0m30 & Ju1i3+

In the fantastical aeropolis of Neo Verona, Hotel Mario and Mama Luigi was going to a picnic invited by the princess when they found a letter that a mysterious being has captured the princess. Soon a Super Smash Brawl starts when Tybalt bit Gregory's finger. Soon an lvl 90 Odin attacked Benevolio with full force,mortally wounded him, so the robot tried to finished him off by using 330mm Cannon at him, but that was deflected by the Green Shell ability that the Hotel Mario Bros. used against the machine. Then before attacking, Escalus threw bomb-ombs at him, wound to the point that it fled from it’s injuries. 

After teh brawl, Benevolio, now healed from his wounds, visit Romeo only to find him depressed after not being able to marry Rosaline. So Mercutio cheers him up by inviting him to Coney Island Disco Palace, made by the Capulets themselves. When Romeo went there, he saw Juliet, playing halo reach with her friends. Soon they fell in love, and they planed to marry each other at some time.
   
After such event, Ecsalus eventually met Qwerty. He found that this female was very attractive. They went to Robotnik to seek his help in their unending quest to find the Dinner Blaster, which was now in possession in Mercutio’s hands. Unfortunately, Mercutio  had an encounter with James Raynor and the possession of the Dinner Blaster shifted. After that James Raynor had his own issues and auctioned off his Dinner Blaster, Link apparently stole it from a lvl 100 Void Templar named Louise. Louise, enraged, threw his Oktorock into a warp hole that led him to a different dimension. Tybalt was never able to get the Dinner Blaster, he had his own cat girls to worry about. Escalus was enraged at Oktorock’s disappearances and seeked help from the Jedi counsel who were able to track the Dinner Blaster and recover it. 
They managed to recover it, but were challenged by a noob, who then was defeated by Master Chief, just as the Dinner Blaster is being carried away, Odin, back and improved, tries to take it in a Robin-Hood like fashion, but the trick was discovered by Mercutio and Tybalt, who then used it against him. Enraged, it then tries to storm Montague's chambers. It wishes to arrest him but was stopped by Tybalt and Mercutio who sacrificed themselves to defeat the machine by turning themselves into a Huge Archon that eventually BURN the Odin. Because of this, both have their names put into the Templar archives.

Romeo and Juliet went to one of the 7 koopa hotels to get married there. Escalus and Qwerty also went there to get married to. during the marriage, they talked about pylons, bagels and balls. Soon the real manipulator of Odin arrives, which was actually a dangerous creature called The Man made out of Garbage(Also known as Eric Gordon Freeman). The final battle battle starts in which Eric spams alchemists, Gundolfs, void rays, fire balls, maids and DIE. during the epic fight, he plans to eat Romeo and Juliet, he succeeds but was eventually PWND by Miku’s THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA remix, his weird seizure, Dinner Blaster and Chuck Norris’s Round House Kick. In the end, Escalus and Qwerty went to Viva Rock Las Vegas, which is now a island paradise and they lived happily ever after.