R0m30 & Ju1i3+

In the fantastical aeropolis of Neo Verona, Hotel Mario and Mama Luigi was going to a picnic invited by the princess when they found a letter that a mysterious being has captured the princess. Soon a Super Smash Brawl starts when Tybalt bit Gregory's finger. Soon an lvl 90 Odin attacked Benevolio with full force,mortally wounded him, so the robot tried to finished him off by using 330mm Cannon at him, but that was deflected by the Green Shell ability that the Hotel Mario Bros. used against the machine. Then before attacking, Escalus threw bomb-ombs at him, wound to the point that it fled from it’s injuries. 

After teh brawl, Benevolio, now healed from his wounds, visit Romeo only to find him depressed after not being able to marry Rosaline. So Mercutio cheers him up by inviting him to Coney Island Disco Palace, made by the Capulets themselves. When Romeo went there, he saw Juliet, playing halo reach with her friends. Soon they fell in love, and they planed to marry each other at some time.
   

After such event, Ecsalus eventually met Qwerty. He found that this female was very attractive. They went to Robotnik to seek his help in their unending quest to find the Dinner Blaster, which was now in possession in Mercutio’s hands. Unfortunately, Mercutio  had an encounter with James Raynor and the possession of the Dinner Blaster shifted. After that James Raynor had his own issues and auctioned off his Dinner Blaster, Link apparently stole it from a lvl 100 Void Templar named Louise. Louise, enraged, threw his Oktorock into a warp hole that led him to a different dimension. Tybalt was never able to get the Dinner Blaster, he had his own cat girls to worry about. Escalus was enraged at Oktorock’s disappearances and seeked help from the Jedi counsel who were able to track the Dinner Blaster and recover it. 

They managed to recover it, but were challenged by a noob, who then was defeated by Master Chief, just as the Dinner Blaster is being carried away, Odin, back and improved, tries to take it in a Robin-Hood like fashion, but the trick was discovered by Mercutio and Tybalt, who then used it against him. Enraged, it then tries to storm Montague's chambers. It wishes to arrest him but was stopped by Tybalt and Mercutio who sacrificed themselves to defeat the machine by turning themselves into a Huge Archon that eventually BURN the Odin. Because of this, both have their names put into the Templar archives.

Romeo and Juliet went to one of the 7 koopa hotels to get married there. Escalus and Qwerty also went there to get married to. during the marriage, they talked about pylons, bagels and balls. Soon the real manipulator of Odin arrives, which was actually a dangerous creature called The Man made out of Garbage(Also known as Eric Gordon Freeman). The final battle battle starts in which Eric spams alchemists, Gundolfs, void rays, fire balls, maids and DIE. during the epic fight, he plans to eat Romeo and Juliet, he succeeds but was eventually PWND by Miku’s THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA remix, his weird seizure, Dinner Blaster and Chuck Norris’s Round House Kick. In the end, Escalus and Qwerty went to Viva Rock Las Vegas, which is now a island paradise and they lived happily ever after.